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The Sports Retorter: Negotiating Amare Stoudemire to San Antonio Spurs Trade on Facebook

Incase you aren’t able to tell, the following is a satirical conversation about the possibility of Amare Stoudemire being traded to the San Antonio Spurs. I played the part of Steve Kerr and friend of the site but enemy of [...]

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Lunchtime Links 1/29/10: Kurt Warner a first ballot hall-of-famer? Antrel Rolle won’t take pay cut

It’s lunchtime and we’re here to navigate you through some of the things you’ve missed in Phoenix sports since you’ve been chained to your desk. Is Kurt Warner a First Ballot Hall-of-Famer? Seems obvious to us, but the USA Today’s [...]

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Watch the Kurt Warner Retirement Press Conference Live

Stuck at work and can’t get to a TV or radio for Kurt Warner’s 1 PM press conference? No worries, the great guys over at AzCardinals.com have got you covered. The team’s official site will stream video of the press [...]

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Phoenix Sports Radio Rewind: Shane Doan, Tim Kempton and Arnie Spanier

Here’s a look at what you might have missed Thursday on the local sports radio airwaves. Former Phoenix Radio Host Arnie Spanier [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Phoenix Coyotes’ Captain Shane Doan [Audio clip: view full post to [...]

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The Sports Retorter: Who Should Sponsor the “Blowing Up” of the Phoenix Suns?

Everything we’ve heard about the Phoenix Suns has been heavy and full of “doom and gloom”. The Suns can’t hold a lead, losers of seven out of ten, Amare trade rumors, they struggle on TNT, it’s time to fire Steve [...]

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Expecting Kurt Warner to Return Part of Signing Bonus Would be a Mistake

ProFootballTalk.com’s Mike Florio wrote a piece today discussing the possibility that Kurt Warner will have to return half of his signing bonus, $7.5 Million, if he announces his retirement on Friday. Will Warner pay back to the team 50 percent [...]

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Lunchtime Links 1/28/10: Kurt Warner Done at 1 on Friday? Amare Stoudemire Gone in Salary Dump?

It’s lunchtime and we’re here to navigate you through some of the things you’ve missed in Phoenix sports since you’ve been chained to your desk. Kurt Warner and Cardinals Make Official Press Conference Announcement It’s becoming all too real. “The [...]

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Rumor: Gary Sheffield Was Almost an Arizona Diamondback?

I this little tidbit of information to be interesting. According to Bob Nightengale of USA Today, Gray Sheffield was almost became an Arizona Diamondback this offseason. Nightengale is a trustworthy source and not some crazy blogger throwing up false rumors [...]

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Phoenix Sports Radio Rewind: Steve Kerr, Scottie Upshall, Eddie House

Here’s a look at what you might have missed Wednesday on the local sports radio airwaves. Phoenix Coyotes’ Right Winger Scottie Upshall [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Former Sun Devil and Sun Guard Eddie House [Audio clip: view [...]

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The Sports Retorter: Emergency Instructions For Safely Jumping Off Arizona Cardinals Bandwagon

News broke today that Kurt Warner has scheduled a press conference at the Arizona Cardinals’ training facility on Friday. Speculation around the internets is that Warner will be announcing his retirement. Like most, my first thought was one of retrospection. [...]

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