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Amar’e's agent just got excited and forwarded this to every GM in the league

We all were waiting for it and Wednesday night the Amar’e Stoudemire from the second half of the season decided to show up in the playoffs. Not only did Amar’e the Suns defeat the Spurs in game 2, he also [...]

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Phoenix Phanatics: Last night in Phoenix sports comic style

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Sweet Tweets: Eva Longoria Parker goes against husband is rooting for the Suns and Amar’e Stoudemire gives his immigration opinon in our best tweets of the day

Today’s Sweet Tweets, the best Phoenix sports tweets of the day, include two things we never thought we’d see, Amare Stoudemire giving his political advice while referencing the bible and wife of San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker, Eva [...]

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Genetic Code: What makes up Manu Ginobili’s DNA?

Ever wonder what the genetic makeup of things in Phoenix sports are? We’ve assembled a crack staff of molecular scientists and DNA experts to breakdown what exactly some of the most interesting things are made of. Today we’ll be examining [...]

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Fox News claims the Suns are “protesting the American Dream”

Protesting the American dream? That’s what Fox News says the Suns are doing by wearing their “Los Suns” jerseys tonight. That doesn’t seem to make sense though. Coming out against SB1070 says they believe illegal immigrants from Mexico and other [...]

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The Sports Retorter: Why should I care what an athlete or owner thinks about a political situation?

It’s official, I’m sick of hearing about SB1070 and any connection it has to sports. It’s getting almost as annoying as the new Old Spice “Odor Blocker” commercial, I say almost because Robert Sarver or Ken Kendrick have yet to [...]

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Arizona Governor Signs Contraversial Immigration Bill Into Law129 Comments

Satirical sports website would like to see Matt Leinart deported

Sometimes the only thing in life to do during an tough situation is to laugh. Thanks to the Sports Pickle Arizona fans can get a chuckle out of the immigration law while it makes them the butt of jokes from [...]

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[Satire] Arizona enacts SA 1070 the nations toughest sports immigration law. San Antonio Spurs fans put on notice

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer signed the nation’s toughest sports fan immigration into law today. The bill, known in local government circles as SA 1070, is aimed towards finding, detaining and deporting fans of a certain sports franchise when found within [...]

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Top 3 reasons why things are different in Phoenix Suns San Antonio Spurs rivalry

3) Gonads: With Bruce Bowen and Robert Horry being put out to pasture/wearing lame bow ties on ESPN, the Suns gain a distinct advantage. Amare Stoudemire and the rest of the Suns won’t have to be concerned about their “gonads” [...]

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Jared Dudley’s JMZ makes it on real TMZ

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