STAT is about to become a STAR. Stoudemire is going to be part of an upcoming summer blockbuster and it has nothing to do with being an NBA free agent. He will have a cameo role in a movie and his only line may be what a lot of Suns fans are saying if he leaves via free agency.

Sources confirm that the Phoenix Suns big man will appear as a gentlemen’s club patron in “MacGruber,” the movie based on the “Saturday Night Live” sketch. In theaters May 21, the comedy follows Will Forte’s bumbling, mullet-rocking title character — a former Green Beret, Navy SEAL and Army Ranger, by the way — as he comes out of problem-solving retirement to battle his sworn enemy, Dieter Von Cunth (Val Kilmer). At some point, we’re told, MacGruber hits up a strip joint, where he’ll throw a bottle at Stoudemire, leading to the five-time All-Star’s only line: “Son of a b—-!”…[ESPN]