Citizens of Phoenix, have you ever thought “how can I help a millionaire sports franchise owner?” Well, now’s your chance.

Here at Fanster, we have decided to start a campaign to help take the burden of owning an NBA team away from Robert Sarver. For less than two dollars a day, your donation can help the man who took our beloved Phoenix Suns and turned them into a sad lottery team.

We are making an urgent plea to every resident of Maricopa County to donate just $100. This will give us the $400 million we need to buy the Suns and help return them to glory.

Do your part to help return the suns to glory. Help restore civic pride to Phoenix by making your donation of $100 today.

Small print: This donation does not give you any tax deduction or any decision making ability when the Suns are bought from Robert Sarver. This donation does entitle you to one free Suns t-shirt when the purchase is completed. You will also receive a certificate suitable for framing to proudly display your ownership stake in the Phoenix Suns.