Five games out. Eighteen to play. The math isn’t good. It looks like the Suns aren’t going to the postseason this year. Yeah, we love the NBA Playoffs. Who doesn’t? We’ll just have to watch them a little more objectively this season.
No gloom and doom here. Our positive side has surfaced, and we give to you, the Top Ten Silver Linings about the Phoenix Suns not making the playoffs this season.
- 10. Hey, cheap tickets the rest of the year.
- 9. Tuesday and Wednesday nights during the postseason now free to enjoy the musical stylings of Danny Gokey on American Idol.
- 8. Suns’ fans once again get to critique every move made by Sarver and Kerr during the impending coaching search.
- 7. O’Neal, Amare, Nash and Hill jerseys soon to be available for 60% off at Team Shop.
- 6. Phoenix fans won’t have to complain about three off days in between games in the first round.
- 5. Maybe good guy Alando Tucker will get to take his sweats off before the end of the season.
- 4. The distinct possibility of Dan Majerle bringing his signature “Holla!” back to Suns’ broadcasts.
- 3. With less pressure down the stretch, Shaq will have more time to Twitter.
- 2. We could be about to witness the dawning of the “7 Percent or Less Era” starring Goran Dragic.
- 1. The Suns won’t lose to the Spurs this year. Haha, suck it San Antonio!
