Shaq quietly wants out of Phoenix?

shaq-1jpg” title=”shaq-1jpg” width=”300″ height=”191″ class=”alignnone size-medium wp-image-1479″ />Say it ain’t so big guy? Just as we are getting used to your antics and your twitter scavenger hunts you want our time to come to an end? Was it something we said or did?

We know they are just rumors right now and it’s just the Sporting Blog and the LA Times insinuating you aren’t happy with us but what is the problem?

Is it the fact that we are running too much? You’ve had some great games in the Seven Seconds or Shaq system.

Is it the fact that we secretly were talking to Cleveland about other players? Really we didn’t want to cheat on you or hurt you. Sometimes we just wonder “what if” and fantasize about being with somebody else but it’s meaningless.

You are the first true center we’ve had in our life and that we’ve longed for for over 40 years. You would leave us with a big 7″ 1′, 335 lbs hole in our lives if you were to leave (although the extra $20 Million would be nice in this economy).

Sure, you’re feeling rejuvenated and teaming up with a player like Lebron James is appealing but we need you here for our own championship aspirations playoff aspirations desire not to finish in the top 5 picks.

Just remember we can offer you something that no one else can … true love Aaron Nelson.

Sincerely,
Your Phoenix Suns

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