6Jan/092:42 PM

The 2009 Fiesta Bowl in 13 seconds

Pregame, game and postgame, all in the amount of time it takes to spell Tostitos correctly. Buckeye Nation, who have suffered through three consecutive BCS bowl game losses, could probably use more beer than this man’s mug:

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