'Twas the week before Christmas, and all through AZNot a creature was stirring, not even Josh BThe budget was worked out by Derrick with care,In hopes that a free-agent pitcher they'd snare.The Redheads were nestled all snug in their bedsWhile visions of playoff games danced in their heads... There's more [I was particularly pleased with the "On soco, on kishi, on diamondhacks too..." section], but I gave up when I realized just how long the entire poem is, so I'm leaving... 

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December 22nd, 2008 8:23 PM

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