As imagined, your favorite TNT analysts drooled over this video caught on cameras at last night’s Blazers-Suns game.

What the hell is going on?

There’s the shirtless black guy on the left, relatively young-looking broad getting slapped on the right, and a weird-ass dude just dancing and hip trusting in the background. Seriously, when does trading ass slaps ever cross someones mind at an already-thrilling basketball game. At what point do you turn to the stranger next to you and decide it’s time to:

-Thrust
-Slap
-Swap positions
-Slap
-Thrust

There’s no song prevalent enough that a basketball arena can blast to make the human body respond in that fashion.

Or is there?

Leave a comment with your best guess as to what DJ Blaze is spinning at the Rose Garden in Portland.

(Sorry for the shitty video quality)