I’ve enlisted the help of Stan and Ben of the Bright Side of the Sun mafia, Steve Fan of Sons of Steve Nash, and Greg Esposito here at Fanster in putting together the following predictions for the year 2010.

• in the year 2010, President Obama will rename Thanksgiving “LeBron James Day” and decree his name is only to be said all at once: LeBronJames
• in the year 2010, LeBronJames will be crowned king by “Commissioner” Stern.
• in the year 2010, Shaquille O’Neal will challenge Joey Chestnut to a hot dog eating contest…and will “accidentally” consume Chestnut along with 214 hot dogs
• in the year 2010, Kobe Bryant will be torn limb from limb by a group of Chinese who can’t contain their excitement in seeing him

• in the year 2010, Raja Bell will still be complaining about not running enough and he will still be having break away layups blocked because he can’t finish at or anywhere near the rim (Stan)
• in the year 2010, Sasha Vujacic will still look like that dude from Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Ben)
• in the year 2010, Gilbert Arenas plays a game.  One.  Then get’s more surgery on his knees
• in the year 2010, Steve Kerr will finally be released from citizen’s arrest by the entire city of Phoenix stemming from the infamous 2009 incident when he traded Steve Nash and Amare Stoudemire for Marcus Camby and Earl Watson to shore up Phoenix’s defense and interior presence for the playoffs that they missed

• in the year 2010, the Cleveland Cavaliers will change their name to the Cleveland Lebrons in order to try and keep Lebron James. Not to be outdone, the Sacramento Kings will rename their team the Sacramento King James in hopes that people might confuse them with an entertaining basketball team.
• in the year 2010, the Phoenix Suns will play extremely small ball by fielding a team consisting of Boris Diaw, Leandro Barbosa and  3 bags of money
• in the year 2010, Steve Nash will leave the NBA to be the first player coach of the Vancouver Nash’s, his new MLS expansion team (sorry Knicks fans).
• in the year 2010, NBA Commsioner David Stern will use synthetic players but will decide by December that the real thing is just better.

• in the year 2010 the Suns will fire Steve Kerr and bring back Mike D’Antoni for one last attempt at the championship
• in the year 2010, Kobe Bryant will sign with Milan of the Italian League for a reported 50 mil a year. David Stern will drop dead.
• in the year 2010, wherever LeBron signs, it won’t be about money. It’s never about the money.
• in the year 2010, Steve Nash will win his first Academy Award for his movie “The Nash Supremacy,” the story of a former MVP killing his coach before going underground in NYC

// Click here to read the rest from Black Jesus Disciples

December 1st, 2008 10:02 AM

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