27May/085:52 PM

The Closer: Shaq Likes Cirque du Soleil, Gets A House and Steps On Nash

By fanster.com

<a href= Shaq Love” height=”250″ />It’s that time of day again Arizona sports fans. Time to pack up and head home. Hopefully your ride was still waiting for you when you left today unlike this guy. Hopefully your sanity hasn’t left you like Michael Jackson’s has. But now on to something that will never leave you, it’s your fix of Arizona sports headlines:

Even Shaq likes Cirque du Soleil and food [ DailyFiasco.com]
…and he apparently stepped on Steve Nash (Satire here people which means it’s not true) [ SeriousSportsNetwork.com ]
…..and leased Emmit Smith’s Paradise Valley house (apparently Shaq is the only one who has done anything in Arizona sports today) [AzCentral.com]
John Kruk will be on ESPN’s broadcast team for both ASU and UofA softball games Thursday [AwfulAnnouncing.com]
One guy thinks the Cardinals could be a surprise team (Haven’t they been the surprise team for the last 20 years? The only thing surprising is people still pick them) [ESPN.com]
Steve Nash wants you to take him and Jessica Alba in a staring match (warning looking into Jessica Alba’s eyes, or Steve Nash’s depending on your preferences, can cause effects not safe for work) [YouTube.com]