News broke today that former Arizona Diamondback free agent bust Troy Glaus received steroids in 2003 and 2004. That now gives the D-backs the dubious distinction of being connected to two major league players and a minor leaguer who have been caught for using or receiving performance enhancing drugs.

While we here at AzSportsHub don't take performance enhancers lightly (we like to down them by the fistful as you can tell by our amazing writing) we feel like we must expose a list of other Diamondbacks who were on things.

Other Things Former Diamondbacks Were On:

Luis Gonzalez = Fertility Enhancement (father of triplets)

Mike Fedders and Russ Ortiz = Jelly Donuts

Todd Stottlemyre and Matt Mantei = DL

Curt Schilling = His Soap Box

Buck Showalter = Power trip

Travis Lee = Wasted talent

Mark Grace = Beer and Cigarettes

Byung-Hyun Kim= Yankees Payroll

Matt Williams = His 4th wife

Mike DiFelice and Bobby Chouinard = Most wanted list

Casey Daigle = Jenny Finch

David Dellucci = Female fans walls

Terry Mulholland = Social security